Two chavs are walking down the road looking up at the seagulls.One says"what'd ya do if a bird shitted on yer ed?" the other replies"kick er f*****g ed in"
2 chavs get married.They're on honeymoon in the caravan in the garden,The girl says"go easy I'm a virgin" The lad runs into the house and says"Dad she's a virgin".The dad replies"Get rid of her son,she's not good enough for her own family,she's not good enough for ours"