Lets see some jokes

Women are the product of time and money: women = timeXmoney
Time is money: time = money
So women are money squared: women = money²
Money is the root of all evil: money = √evil
So women are evil: women = (√evil)² = evil

love a bit of math humor ;)

In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me.

Damn booby trap....