Lets see some jokes

[pinkpanda3310]

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Lebanese and Abbos is not the correct answer

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPad after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."

My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Turns out she's really crap at snooker

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Melbourne but I've been banned from there after asking to look at some bomber jackets…


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Oh that’s easy, Derek’s got a moustache!"

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard who drinks a lot and his wife Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."