Job interview tips, advice, help, etc.

[lincpimp]

I am very glad you took all of my advise. I am sure it was the main reason they hired you. Hopefully you can live up to the overinflated expectations they have for you.

And since it is basically all my doing, please send me the addl money they are paying you. I think that is fair.

And that Eric guy's resume looks great, wish I had someone like him working for me! I would have hired Jerry, but he wanted me to cover the cost of his adult diapers and weekly mega-colonics, and I was just not willing to deal with that kind of shit. I was willing to toss him a bottle of Colon-blow every now and then but he considers his lack of "regularity" to be more important than the 3 buck an hour job I was offering. Happy BM dude.