Lets see some jokes

[jayjay283]

A man walks into the hobby shop just before closing time.

The owner says "Hey Bill, I thought your wife grounded you from the hobby shop for a while. Didn't she tell you to stop spending so much time with toy airplanes, and start hanging out with her once in a while?"

"Yeah, but I think she had a change of heart." said Bill

"How so?"

"Well, I came home from work and she met me at the door wearing new lingerie. The house was lit by candles and there were rose petals on the floor. She led me to the bedroom and handed me a pair of handcuffs. She told me I could chain her to the bed and do whatever I wanted.......so here I am!"