The RCM Comedy Roast!

[rchippie]

Originally Posted by lincpimp

"Your Momma" jokes would be better...

Such as, "hey Harold, your momma is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck"

Or "Bondoballz, your momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn"

Or, "Finn, your momma is like a tv, anyone can turn her on"

And my fav "Your momma is so dumb she thinks her bed is a Ferrari"

And here is a nice shot of Hippie on his european vacation last year. He tried to blend in by wearing authentic clothing:

James ia asked you not to post that pic .

[brushlessboy16]

Linc when was the last time you fed the midgets in the basement? (joke goes wayyy back)


Hippie, is that the outfit you wear when the rent is due?

[Finnster]

Linc: An Englishman in the Deep South. The one place in the country he could find where people have teeth worse than his.

and... his mamma is so fat, when she puts on skates she looks like a Pontiac.

Linc is so lazy, he rides her downhill to the grocery store to buy his 6-pack of Schlitz.

He's so poor he won't put change in her parking meter.

He's so dumb he tried to pay her parking tickets with food stamps, licked and stuck to the outside of the envelope.

On top of all that, she got booted, towed away and sat in the lot for a month.
His mamma's so ugly, a group of illegals thought she was a Cutlass Sierra, bought her and drove her back to Mexico.

[simplechamp]

Here is a couple for all the RCM nerds and geeks.

[Finnster]

lol..

yo mama's so fat and nasty, her Hawking Radiation smells like thioacetates and a refried Filet o' Fish

Yo mama's so dumb, I tried to measure her brain in Planck lengths and realized I needed a smaller ruler

[Finnster]

That's the best you got, or is that the best you can copy and paste off yomamajokes.com?

Yo mama so fat she has two moons in orbit. Everytime there is an eclipse, a pygmy tribe sacrifices a virgin

Yo mama so dumb and skanky she doesn't know what a virgin is or why they keep throwing skinny little white bitches in her ass

Yo mama so big fat and slutty she lets cave divers in her cooch for 10 day explorations. The surviving teams have so far discovered three new species of centipede and an albino mudfish. They named it for her, Mongoloidus slutteri

Yo mama so nasty, she infected her gonorrhea with AIDS

Yo mama so ugly, she shaves camel's balls to make the weave for her mustache

Yo mama so slutty, BP wanted to dye the oil white so she'd dive down and suck the well dry.

[bryan]

Originally Posted by Finnster

That's the best you got, or is that the best you can copy and paste off yomamajokes.com?

Yo mama so fat she has two moons in orbit. Everytime there is an eclipse, a pygmy tribe sacrifices a virgin

Yo mama so dumb and skanky she doesn't know what a virgin is or why they keep throwing skinny little white bitches in her ass

Yo mama so big fat and slutty she lets cave divers explore her cooch for a week. The surviving teams have so far discovered three new species of centipede and an albino mudfish. They named it for her, Mongoloideous slutteri

Yo mama so nasty, she infected gonorrhea with AIDS


Yo mama so ugly, she shaves camel's balls to make the weave for her mustache

Yo mama so slutty, BP wanted to dye the oil white so she's dive down and suck the well dry.

Did you take that picture of your mommy in the bedroom or the shower

[Finnster]

I don't want to blow my entire load on Linc (that's his Dad's job, as is his uncle's, neighbor's, former roommate's, mailmans's...) so I'll work the room a bit (like Bryan's girlfriend at a company Christmas party)

Texass: You mama's so ugly even a burka refuses to stay on top of her

Bondoid: Your GF is so nasty her greasy sh!ts try to flush her

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

Middling_out: Yo mama so tacky she shaved "Princess" on her back

[bryan]

Originally Posted by Finnster

I don't want to blow my entire load on Linc (that's his Dad's job, as is his uncle's, neighbor's, former roommate's, mailmans's...) so I'll work the room a bit (like Bryan's girlfriend at a company Christmas party)

Texass: You mama's so ugly even the burka refuses to stay on her

Bondoid: Your GF is so nasty her sh!ts try to flush her

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

Middling_out: Yo mama so tacky she shaved "Princess" in her back

Dont tell my wife

[bryan]

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

I believe his new name is "HOKE"

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by bryan

BB16: R/c Monster Team Driver? How? Ben drives like old people frak. Last time I saw a black guy so slow behind the wheel he was driving Ms Daisy.

I believe his new name is "HOKE"

Change his name to HOPE, and that's the best chance he has of winning.

Ben is so blind, his radio controller is made in braille

[Bondonutz]

Finn and his Lover/Brother

[georgec]

Originally Posted by Bondonutz

Finn and his Lover/Brother

OMG!!!!! Is all that can be said about that!

[Modding_out]

Wow.....I don't know what else to say about those two brothers...beside I nominate them ugliest guys on the planet and a product of inbreeding

[_paralyzed_]

Originally Posted by Modding_out

Wow.....I don't know what else to say about those two brothers...beside I nominate them ugliest guys on the planet and a product of inbreeding

That's Darrell and Daryl. Very willing individuals, they can be talked into anything as long as you smile when you say it.