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Today's word is................. Fluctuations

I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me,an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller,"Why it change? Yesterday,I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,"Fluctuations." The Asian lady says,"Fluc you white people too"

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back ground......in the uk we have a place called harrow.

so the joke goes..why do all the orientals end up in harrow.

because they get in a taxi and say "harro taxi driver"
   
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back ground......in the uk we have a place called harrow.

so the joke goes..why do all the orientals end up in harrow.

because they get in a taxi and say "harro taxi driver"


Anyone a fan of Startrek here? You'll like this...

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Niel, that was hilarious. That one tops the Matrix fart spoof.
   
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Linc graces us with his presence, and what drew him from the darkness?

Fart jokes. The man loves his cylindrical orifices...

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Linc graces us with his presence, and what drew him from the darkness?

Fart jokes. The man loves his cylindrical orifices...
C'mon Harold, you always find my "prescence" fullfilling. At least that is what I think you are saying while you are gagging and slobbering...
   
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If meat is murder, is milk an unwanted sexual advance ;)
   
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Bryan, what part of MD are you from?


Okay I have a joke....


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A little boy's walkin through the enchanted forest when he see's little green man sat on a toadstool with his head between his knees. The little boy asks " are you a goblin?" The little green man replies " No, just got a head ache" :)
   
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In the UK we've got a problem with horse meat turning up in lots of processed food. So the jokes have been coming thick & fast . " Findus are selling a new recipe, it's called filly con carne . I had some tesco beef burgers, they gave me the trots. I went to check on the tesco beef burgers in the fridge, & they're off . The cows are moaning about the horses coming over here & taking their jobs. :) I'll post more when they come up :)
   
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