Funny craigslist adds!!

[Bondonutz]

I can only assume cause he changed his tune real quick ?

[riverat1540]

well u take the good with the bad, ive sold a fair amount and bought a fair amount of things on craigslist without a hitch. but do agree there are scumbags out there but that is why i trade in public locations as well and i also believe it is what you are buying, im sure the guy selling the big box of porn is more of a gamble vs. someone selling a car or motorcycle

[redshift]

This is an old ebay auction.. can't believe it's still in circulation!

I Will Kick Your Ass

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even

Link:
http://www.othercinema.com/otherzine...4/auction.html

[Bondonutz]

Thats freakin' halarious !!!

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by redshift

This is an old ebay auction.. can't believe it's still in circulation!

I Will Kick Your Ass

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even

Link:
http://www.othercinema.com/otherzine...4/auction.html

LMFAOOOO There are some people like me in the world. I feel free that Im not alone in a bubble

we traded 4 handles of smirnoff for a 1991 4x4 grand cherokee from a man named HANK with no doors, windows...it even came with not one, but TWO SCREWDRIVER to start it!


We strapped in a old 5 point harness, took it back woods and beat the hell out of it. It finally gave up...so we shrugged our shoulders and left it in the woods. Went back in the morning to get it out and take to the recycling place (they will pay $400) and it was gone......not sure what exactly happened to it....

[BL_RV0]

Keep 'em coming!

[riverat1540]

ill post them as i see um

[Metallover]

This is pretty BA

http://sd.craigslist.org/cto/1382246401.html

95 MERCEDES S500 MAFIA EDITION - $2800 (siouxfalls)

I am selling a s500 for really cheap, the msrp on this car when it came out was $96,500. It has 420hp with a 5.0. MILEAGE=147000 The car has bullet proof windows, a phone inside, and lots of other things, the car is fully loaded. Some problems it has is it is hit on the drivers side back door. Not bad, really easy fix, another thing that it has is reverse is going out, i mean it still can go reverse it just takes like 10 sec for it to get into gear. If interested please call at 605

Location: siouxfalls
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Modding_out]

let me go grab my foil under pants

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/1413901642.html

[riverat1540]

Hope this is a fake

[t-maxxracer32]

Originally Posted by riverat1540

Hope this is a fake

hahahahahahahaahah

thats great