This has to be the dumbest school ever!

[TexasSP]

It's really starting to remind me of Demolition Man. Everything bad for you has been deemed not good, and henceforth illegal.

We should just be hooked up to the matrix, were everything is virtual and we can't really be hurt. Or I guess it's more like surrogates? Maybe even iRobot...........

BrianG, I think your term befits this perfectly. We will turn everyone into pussies, scared to look at their own shadows. Or it will backfire like everything else and we will turn our kids into psychopaths due to there lack of interaction and touch. Touch is a huge thing.

So I wonder, are finger guns on the playground against school policy too? I guess you have to be careful when pointing if so as to not be misconstrued as a threat?

The kids are already turning into total pussy's, how many times have you seen the little suburban gangster assholes that try to act all hard but couldn't beat a drum if it came down to a fight, my school was filled with them, acting tough, being disrespectful constantly. But they would always get in "fights" within earshot of a teacher so they couldn't get beaten to badly before it was broken up.--Josh

[rootar]

yea pencils are dangerous...... seriously i got stabbed with a pencil in the stomach in middle school by this crazy girl, me and my friend were just sitting in the back of the class talking between periods and laughing about something that happen and all of a sudden the crazy hoe turns around and stabbed me..... i stood up with a pencil stuck in my stomach and screamed "HOLY Sh*t" which of course got my teachers attention. The student teacher who was sitting in on the class drove me to the hospital.

i agree that they should focus on the little poons mental health before anything else.

[Finnster]

Originally Posted by rootar

yea pencils are dangerous...... seriously i got stabbed with a pencil in the stomach in middle school by this crazy girl, me and my friend were just sitting in the back of the class talking between periods and laughing about something that happen and all of a sudden the crazy hoe turns around and stabbed me..... i stood up with a pencil stuck in my stomach and screamed "HOLY Sh*t" which of course got my teachers attention. The student teacher who was sitting in on the class drove me to the hospital.

i agree that they should focus on the little poons mental health before anything else.

Crazy girls can be dangerous period. Once in 7th grade, this crazy girl (who I was actually kinda friendly with) just out of the blue tried to kick me in the nuts as I was walking back to my desk from handing in a test. No idea why, didn't even talk to her.

Regardless, I managed to put my knee up quickly to block her, then I slapped her right across the face. Hard. Everyone looked up from their tests in shock.

Teacher took us out in the hall and talked to us. He saw what she did, told me I shouldn't hit people, but saw I was defending myself. She got sent to the office with a big whelp on her face. For the rest of the week I had everyone in school stopping me in the halls and giving congrats. The crazy girl had her own little hate club of other catty girls, and they gave me some silly award they made. Didn't keep the thing tho. I didn't really want an award for hitting some crazy girl, and the only time I ever have. More of a reflex thing anyway as I had a barely younger brother I wrestled with almost everyday.
Strange tho....



No tag anymore? WTH?!

[reno911]

Originally Posted by rootar

yea pencils are dangerous...... seriously i got stabbed with a pencil in the stomach in middle school by this crazy girl, me and my friend were just sitting in the back of the class talking between periods and laughing about something that happen and all of a sudden the crazy hoe turns around and stabbed me..... i stood up with a pencil stuck in my stomach and screamed "HOLY Sh*t" which of course got my teachers attention. The student teacher who was sitting in on the class drove me to the hospital.

i agree that they should focus on the little poons mental health before anything else.

Wow she must have had one hell of a crush on you.

Pencils will be gone in time I imagine. As well as teachers, they will both be replaced by computers.

[suicideneil]

They have robot teachers in japan...

And yes, you can get into trouble for pointing 'finger guns' at other kids in school, as has been reported in the press a little while back.

Its just the culture these days, you got to cover your back and prevent anything & everything remotely scary, dangerous or non-PC from occuring in either the work place or schools etc. When I was at primary school there was a psycho girl, she would throw insane tantrums, screaming and shouting and hiding under the desk; the head teacher would come and drag her out from under the desk, rag her into the hallway or even outside the building until she calmed down or her parents ( scum of the earth type, funnily enough ) came to take her home. I cant imagine a teacher being allowed to even touch a pupil these days, let alone drag them outside- hence why they ( teachers ) snap occasionally and beat the pupils half to death with a dumbbell ( true story, goole it ).

Hopefully in time as our generation become the teachers, lawyers, doctors and politicians, we will see a common sense approach to these things brought back in, with all the namby-pamby rules and laws scraped and the all the leftwing politically correct crap thrown out the window.

[bruce750i]

Our schools here have cameras on the busses, cameras in the halls, cameras outside at recess, with nobody actually watching them to stop something really bad happening In real time. Just covering their A$$.

My kids need ID badges to get into their school(fees for lost badges generates income) . When 95% of the time, I can smile and wave at the women in the office, and walk right in without question. They like to push the kids around with BS then they fold to adults.

Anybody remember Cowboys and Indians (now it's Cow-People & Native Americans) how about Cops and Robbers?

"John Spartan you have been fined for profanity. Please enhance your calm."

[TexasSP]

I love it in the restroom when he keeps cussing so he can wipe his butt, that was classic!

[What's_nitro?]

Ahhh, Utopia- Unfortunately, that's where we're headed!