My neighbor is hiding cigs in the bushes around the neighborhood...wtf.
 

Weirdest woman.. she drives along the road and stops her car by some open space/wooded area and just sits. She waits for all the people to walk by, then runs out of her car and tosses a pack of cigs wrapped in a bag in the bushes.

This is not the 1st time she's done this. My wife and I have thrown away a couple packs at times as we thought they were trash.. until I saw this woman do this the other day.

My wife was walking the dogs the other day, was walking by the cigs, and this nutcase was sitting in her car waiting for her to walk past. She actually gave my wife the stink-eye, as if she was going to steal her nasty ass, poison ivy covered, dog pee soaked, tick-laden dirty Parliments she threw in the bushes last week.

I've seen her a few times now I know what's going on. She'll drive around in her car w/ all the windows down (on a cold day,) so you know she's smoking in the car, stops when she's nearly home, jumps out and hides the rest of the pack and goes home thinking she's clever hiding it from whomever is at home.

Now I'm trying to think of the best prank for her. I don't want to do something too obvious as she may just pick a new hiding spot and ruin the fun, nor do I want to do something nasty like soak them in piss or something sick. More like F w/ her head a bit (obviously a bit paranoid) like keep moving the cigs around just slightly, or maybe remove a few and put them back.
..IDK... If I could get a vid of her dumbass jumping out of her car and running to the bushes (the most exercise she ever gets) w/ the bag, and then speeding off again it would be awesome. :lol:

get 5-6 days worth of video of her doing it and then deliver it to the one at home...

or

take them all out minus a couple and leave a note that says "I O U (x) cigs" then put them back the next day lol and besure and video those days....

I would replace the cigs with a severed rat head, or maybe some extra poo that you have laying around (the poo would be funnier).

Or replace the cigs with candy cigs, that would also be funny. And not nearly as gross.

Or hide in the bushes in a giant chicken suit, jump out when she tries to retreive the smokes and yell "the british are coming" repeatedly while flapping your arms like wings and dropping fresh eggs out the rear of the costume. Make sure you vid this, as I will most likely die shortly after seeing it (since my life would then be complete).

+1, take a few out, that would twist her melon.

a little PCP goes a long way:lol:

How about filling the cigs with a bit of sparkling stuff. I don't mean a cracker, that's a little dangerous. Not every one either, just the odd one so she keeps her wits about her.

Or a ransom note. Threaten to post the footage you have of her doing this. Of course, you may or may not have any.

Maybe you can swap them for a pipe or something then accuse her of taking it ... while your on her front doorstep.

Replace them with cloves.

Turn them upside down in the pack.

Replace the whole pack with a different brand.

This is hilarious. There is nothing better than weird neighbors to provide entertainment. We used to have a family across the street that at the time drove me nuts with leaving their car doors open for days at a time, dad passed out drunk in the driveway in the mornings, high school daughter running around in her underwear, etc. Now that they are gone, I actually miss the entertainment - it was harmless to me, and they kept up their house/yard, so I couldn't complain about them.

Hilarious!

You should try to get a vid of that loony.

I agree, f'n her head a bit would be good fun. Move them around a bit, take some out, something of that sort.

If you want to get nasty you could stick a fingernail-clipping in one cig. Horrible.

Daf

Wow that is priceless. If you could catch her with video that would be the best but I like the idea of the IOU note lol.

It would be very poor taste but really funny if you mixed another drug into a cig so she goes home in a purple haze.:drunk:

The ones that explode would do her some good.

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Enough said

Pull them out and rub the filter on your dogs turd cutter, flavor them up a little.

I was walking my dogs yesterday and saw that she had thrown an empty pack on the grass and there was a new pack in the bushes. I was really pissed as there was a trashcan literally 30ft away. Its one thing to be a weirdo about it, its another to throw your freakin garbage on the ground b/c you are to lazy to bring it to the trash. So I just took the new pack and threw it in the trash.
I wish I would have just switched the packs, ie put the old empty pack in the bag and hid in back in the bushes, and just tossed the new (or kept it for further operations :) .) Maybe add a few in one time, take a few out another.... Maybe hide several dummy packs all about. Leave notes w/ hints and puzzles in ea pack to the location of the next clue. lol

I'll have to wait until I see another one in the bushes. At the very least I'll get a pic. I was also thinking of taking it and putting it in their mailbox w/ a note saying I saw them drop it in the bushes and thought they wanted it back, but I'm really liking the treasure hunt idea now. :)

I could only imagine lacing the cigs w/ LSD, but I do enjoy my life outside of federal prison, and I'm not that mean. Would be funny tho in a really demented way...

That's pretty awesome too. lol

Treasure hunt 1st, then exploding pack as the prize. :lol:

You could have her rumaging the bottom of the trash can with your treasurehunt

We called it the "purse trick". We would throw a old purse (bag of smokes) tied to a fishing pole line out in the neighborhood street and then go hide with the fishing pole and wait for a car to drive up and see it. They would park the car and walk over to pick it up when we would yank the line and slide it out of reach. Once we had 10-15 kids all hiding around one these setups and they would all start laughing at the greedy dude chasing the purse.

Of course this prank is way over the top and would scare off our secret smoker.

Post some pics of her on the local craigslist, then some vids on youtube.

Take one of her old empty packs and leave it on her lawn for the other person to find and question.

HAHAHA I love the I O U suggestion, but take some out, then replace one with the exploding sig plugs...she'll be thinking about who the f**k took my sigs!! then, BAMMM! If only you could get a video:rofl:

Its in a can w/ about 20lbs of rotting dog crap. Just how much of an addict would you have to be to go diving for it?


It may get a bit creepy, but taping the prize to the underside of her car would be awesome. Just a little "I know who you are and what you are doing." I wonder how long it would take for her to find. :diablo:

Nicotine is more addictive than heroin isn't it?

get a clear pic of her and her vehicle and post flyers around your neighborhood to watch for that vehicle and person for "suspicious activity".

I broke into tears laughing in a public computer lab while reading this! :cry::lol::lol::rofl:

I can't wait to see the video!

My kid (the 17y.o.) was stashing smokes in the bushes. I spied on him on morning when he was leaving for school and saw where he stashed them. I went out the next night and took all the smokes out of the pack and put in place a note saying "you are SO F'ing grounded get home right after school to start your punishment" He came home after school and said, man I hate having parents your age all my friends get away with anything, I get busted for everything. Biotch

Glad someone got a laugh out of my questionable sanity...!

Cigarette loads are very fun. Ive got like 6 packs in my room because my dad is a smoker. You have to be VERY careful. I recommend putting it in as far as you can then pushing it in a little further with a toothpick. Make sure you dont bend it and shiz though.

I say first cig loads then after that put notes with like "warm" or "cold". Lmao. Update us as your shenanigans go on.

We always do :)

I'm looking into this option as well, just I'm going to have my little boy in the costume and I can film it. I'll be in a gully suit in the woods. I should talk to BG about setting up some sort of remote on the egg dispenser/tosser. Its gotta be lipo/BL somehow. I'm also thinking one of those firemen hats w/ the flashing lights on top and siren sounds. Maybe some sparklers/roman candles too... then again, maybe not. Don't want to bring home fried chicken. Mom would be super pissed.

If you scared or embarrassed someone to death, can you be arrested? What liabilites am I looking at here?

You can never start too young teaching family values. hahaha

who's got questions, you're certifiable:yes:

Switch brands on her. Throw in some no filter Camels. :whistle:

How'd this end up?

I've been waiting for her to throw some more packs in the bushes. There was one a couple weeks ago I saw on my morning walk, but it was gone by the time I got home to go look for it (wanted to get a pic too.)
I look everyday, but no dice. She's had a couple packs thrown out now, so maybe she moved her hidey hole. I'll have to go exploring. I'm dying to get a pic of this. lol

Cig loads are a blast! Back in high school I hid one in a buddies smokes. Pushed it in about 1/3 of the way. We both lit up. And were sitting around watching TV. When it went off it literally curled the ends back! I almost pissed myself laughing. All he said was "F You!" And lit up another...

Remove all the cigs in the box, write a note saying "your cigs have been relocated, we apologize for the inconvenience" :lol:

hehheheheh.. the hardest thing when I actually find some in the bushes is deciding what to do!

I was also thinking of just flipping every other cig over (like batteries)

Subtle little wtf moment. :)

I take it you don't have those nicorette ads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIOoAYm5Blk

That's a great idea too, alo it involves me spending money lol

Maye just an ad for it.


BTW...what's w/ the 'stache army following that guy? Looks like a gang of 70's porno actors. :)

i LOVE the IOU 10 cigs idea!!
that would be the best prank! harmless too cause that's 10 cigs she wont use and 10 buts that wont be on the ground and 10 cigs of less smoke in the apmosphere.

OR

light the bush on fire and watch her run out to collect all the smoke :lol:

Huff that Holly bush.......

Thread them together with dental floss so that when she pulls one out they all come out on the string.....

10 cigs = $4 lol damn taxes. Grand theft smoke