Weirdest woman.. she drives along the road and stops her car by some open space/wooded area and just sits. She waits for all the people to walk by, then runs out of her car and tosses a pack of cigs wrapped in a bag in the bushes.
This is not the 1st time she's done this. My wife and I have thrown away a couple packs at times as we thought they were trash.. until I saw this woman do this the other day.
My wife was walking the dogs the other day, was walking by the cigs, and this nutcase was sitting in her car waiting for her to walk past. She actually gave my wife the stink-eye, as if she was going to steal her nasty ass, poison ivy covered, dog pee soaked, tick-laden dirty Parliments she threw in the bushes last week.
I've seen her a few times now I know what's going on. She'll drive around in her car w/ all the windows down (on a cold day,) so you know she's smoking in the car, stops when she's nearly home, jumps out and hides the rest of the pack and goes home thinking she's clever hiding it from whomever is at home.
Now I'm trying to think of the best prank for her. I don't want to do something too obvious as she may just pick a new hiding spot and ruin the fun, nor do I want to do something nasty like soak them in piss or something sick. More like F w/ her head a bit (obviously a bit paranoid) like keep moving the cigs around just slightly, or maybe remove a few and put them back.
..IDK... If I could get a vid of her dumbass jumping out of her car and running to the bushes (the most exercise she ever gets) w/ the bag, and then speeding off again it would be awesome.
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