My surgery has been approved! I will walk again!

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After extensive talks with both my physiatrist and the countries leading spinal surgeon, it turns out that existing technology holds the key to regrowing nerve endings and repairing spinal cord damage.

In the end the solution was amazingly simple. All they had to do was put flame stickers on their current surgical equipment. My spine will be a true 2000c discharge capable unit