I could really use some help...

[TexasSP]

Well, if Granny gets the walking farts, it could just end up in the old granny panties and never make it to the toilet, or smearing around between her butt cheeks. Then you either end up in the washing machine or the bath tub. Either way, it's down the drain and in the sewer for you, dissolved into the funk the makes up the lovely sewage stew and on to the treatment plant. Then separated from the water and taken to the fertilizer plant. Then you get mixed with chemicals, bagged, and sold to a fruit farm. From there you are spread around a banana tree and become nutrients for a new fresh banana.

It's just a vicious circle from there.