I could really use some help...

[TexasSP]

Well, if Granny gets the walking farts, it could just end up in the old granny panties and never make it to the toilet, or smearing around between her butt cheeks. Then you either end up in the washing machine or the bath tub. Either way, it's down the drain and in the sewer for you, dissolved into the funk the makes up the lovely sewage stew and on to the treatment plant. Then separated from the water and taken to the fertilizer plant. Then you get mixed with chemicals, bagged, and sold to a fruit farm. From there you are spread around a banana tree and become nutrients for a new fresh banana.

It's just a vicious circle from there.

[VintageMA]

What if a vegan or health-nut gets you and you end up as part of a high-protein smoothie?

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

Well, if Granny gets the walking farts, it could just end up in the old granny panties and never make it to the toilet, or smearing around between her butt cheeks. Then you either end up in the washing machine or the bath tub. Either way, it's down the drain and in the sewer for you, dissolved into the funk the makes up the lovely sewage stew and on to the treatment plant. Then separated from the water and taken to the fertilizer plant. Then you get mixed with chemicals, bagged, and sold to a fruit farm. From there you are spread around a banana tree and become nutrients for a new fresh banana.

It's just a vicious circle from there.

Walking farts, eh! Is that why old people in the supermarket are always alone?

[BL_RV0]

No, it's because their male or female counterpart divorced them because of that "issue."

[JERRY2KONE]

Ya know linc I hear that in the GAY community that they use bananas for other things. Not that there is anything wrong with that??? Be careful for what you wish for. You could end up as a banana split in the SF gay parade. Keep your chin up linc ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[lincpimp]

Originally Posted by JERRY2KONE

Ya know linc I hear that in the GAY community that they use bananas for other things. Not that there is anything wrong with that??? Be careful for what you wish for. You could end up as a banana split in the SF gay parade. Keep your chin up linc ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I wonder what they use bananas for? Do you have any pics? Maybe a link?

Man, I even grossed myself out typing that last part, eeeewwwwwww!

[BL_RV0]

I got grossed out just reading Jerry's post and then thinking of what you were going to type, James!

[JERRY2KONE]

Now reading your respnses cracked me up. I was laughing out loud on that one. See what you started linc? Too funny. But still how is that worse then going through some old bags digestive track and ending up as part of a moving gas train? Your nuts linc.