Is there anything CA Glue can't fix?

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not CA but funny "glue" story-

I was like 13 and wrestling with my buddy at his house (leave that alone Linc) and broke an ear off his mom's prized deer statue. There was no glue in the house, and we weren't about to admit a mistake. I slathered some chap stick in the break, pressed the ear on and walked away.

It stayed that way for 8 years! On my buddies 21st I bumped it again and the ear fell off, again! This time his mother saw it happen , and thought her "pristine" deer statue was ruined. When my buddy and I were done RO the FL I told her, "don't worry, I can fix it!"