drywall screws and 2 part epoxy.
drill a hole slightly smaller than the o.d. of the screw so it bites as it goes in. screw into body first, after putting 2 part epoxy in the hole.
dremel the head off the screw and sharpen a point, cut to length at same time
put 2 part epoxy into hole drilled in foot
hold body and screw foot on, before the gap is completely closed add 2 part epoxy to opposing faces
finish screwing on foot
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profit?
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