11.01.2006 at 1:30 pm

[lincpimp]

You got it all wrong bondo, the punctures were on the neck area. He would get pissed when the doll would reject him and he would roll over it with his chair...

I set him some glue but he somehow managed to stick the doll to himself in an inappropriate way ( not that there is an appropriate way to glue a love doll to yourself). The upshot was that the local grocery banned him, and the swan food delivery guy is suing him for public display... Luckliy for Harold the "cat lady" down the way brings him groceries and is very near sighted so she cannot make out what the doll is doing. She also thinks that Harold is mute, due to the fact it is very hard to talk with your lips glued to a rubber.... Hopefully he can stand the smell of cat poop, as that old bag is covered in it. Or else he may starve. At least he can run a door to door salesman off easily...