I've been thinking about starting a death-country band and calling ourselves Tractorf*cker. They do love their tractors.
had one of those in my school. His peni got john deere gangarene and he had to eat only jell-o for the rest of the summer. Rumor has it he'll never be able to plant his seed.
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It's "Dr. _paralyzed_" actually. Not like with a PhD, but Doctor like in Dr. Pepper.