I would have said HI

[TexasSP]

jayjay, you know how I know you're gay?

Oh never mind, you know the answer, it's in your post!

Anyway, married life has ups and downs like anything, as long as the BS levels and tolerance stay level on both sides it all works out. Give a little, take a little.

A good piece of advice I got was this:

Buy a second tube of toothpaste and don't ever try to share. It has so many further reaching implications while also solving a simple issue. You squeeze from the rear, she squeezes from the center, it's hell if you use the same tube.