I would have said HI

[TexasSP]

jayjay, you know how I know you're gay?

Oh never mind, you know the answer, it's in your post!

Anyway, married life has ups and downs like anything, as long as the BS levels and tolerance stay level on both sides it all works out. Give a little, take a little.

A good piece of advice I got was this:

Buy a second tube of toothpaste and don't ever try to share. It has so many further reaching implications while also solving a simple issue. You squeeze from the rear, she squeezes from the center, it's hell if you use the same tube.

[jayjay283]

Originally Posted by TexasSP

jayjay, you know how I know you're gay?

Oh never mind, you know the answer, it's in your post!

Anyway, married life has ups and downs like anything, as long as the BS levels and tolerance stay level on both sides it all works out. Give a little, take a little.

A good piece of advice I got was this:

Buy a second tube of toothpaste and don't ever try to share. It has so many further reaching implications while also solving a simple issue. You squeeze from the rear, she squeezes from the center, it's hell if you use the same tube.

LOL WTF... I guess that makes sense im my twisted mind. Im more the Ill tell the bitch where to squeeze the tube and after 2 times if my LAW isn't obided by you get a beating !.... yeah right