With that lead in I was expecting to see at least some blood. :(
OTOH, it looks like it look all the hair off that side off your leg. I wouldn't suggest trying to shave a Brazilian like that.
You did have a good suggestion tho. Get in full football/baseball/hockey armor and have the Baja ram you at full speed, preferably off a jump. That would be a sweet video. You could be the next RC Jackass.