dude, this really isn't the forum for that kinda stuff, i'm just sayin......
and everybody knows r/c nerds are fat and genarally missing several teeth. I'd hate for you to get fit and lose you to mainstram society
Hey! I take offense to that! Just because my one gold tooth can chew more than your mouth full of pearly whites, doesn't mean I'm any less of a sexy man than you. Now honestly... do you think I need to work out to get the ladies...? I just have to walk up to them and say, "hey babe.... how you doin'" .
There's two sides to every schwartz, he got the up side and I got the down side.
Starting strength is a very good book. HIGHLY recommended read.
Look up "madcow 5x5" if you want a great basic weight routine to start with. Otherwise the p90X wouldn't be a bad start to get you moving around at least.
Even though I am not on a weight training program right now, I still do squats and lunges.